Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Womens rights

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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The WNBA

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