Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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world peace

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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ok

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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