Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

A white person at Harvard

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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