What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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balls

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Nickelback

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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YOU

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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breasts

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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