Oh, right

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Anti Joke

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