- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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