Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

more like nig!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...