Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Muslim athletes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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WHAT????

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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