Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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