A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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shut up iggy

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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THE END.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Anti Joke

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