I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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