Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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watch me nae nae

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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