- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

once upon a time, it snowed

woman's rights

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Basically copying you.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

a jew walks out of a furnace

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