There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Sarah Palin

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Tell you something funny.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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