- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

How come anti jokes r funny

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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