A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Reading books

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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my mind's eye?

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Anti Joke

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