Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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