- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

womens rights

Guess What??? Ur Murr

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Boob

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

hi jonny

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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