- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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