- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

This is not a joke

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??