womens rights.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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420

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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whats one plus one penis

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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