- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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