- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Samraj.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What's circular and round A circle

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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