- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Justin Bieber

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A horse walks into a barn.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Gun Control

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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