- Anti Joke

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.