- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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