- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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