Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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It says so on your cap.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Where are you going Your house

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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