There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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