- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's funnier than 68 69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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