Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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your mother

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Anti Joke

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