- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What did david give back? Nothing.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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