- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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