Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

why dont they make black forks

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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