What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Refrigerator

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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