- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

I would rape her

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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