- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

run farther?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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