Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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who ever is reading this....

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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knock knock no ones home

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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