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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Your mom is so fat...

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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