- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

I'd like to make a withdraw

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Justin Bieber.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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