There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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TIMMAH!

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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