Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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anti jokes are for fags

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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