NEVER

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Moooo

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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