today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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