yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

once upon a time, it snowed

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

racism...deal with it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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