What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

matt has ebola...funny right!?

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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