A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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