Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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whats 69+2? 71

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Anti Joke

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