What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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