- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

N-E Pats never cheated

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

A russian gives away vodka.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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