- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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