Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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