- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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