- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

falling didnt make the difference

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Banana Hamock.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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