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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

An Asian man fails a math test

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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