Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Autism speaks but not really

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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