- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What is a chair?

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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