Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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eden stop

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Anti Joke

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