what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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