- Anti Joke

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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