How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Religion.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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