How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Adele walks into the stables

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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