- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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