whats the best thing about polio...death

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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He walked in a bar

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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long in the tooth!

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