- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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