Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

I am a joke. I am funny.

women's rights.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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